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He is a big, muscular man with a thick black beard.
When first seen, he is playing Sea Bones with Wood Man and several other sailors in the Salty Maiden. When Hilda arrives in the Salty Maiden, the man has just lost his sailboat to Wood Man. When Wood Man announces that he will quit now, the sailor angrily demands that Wood Man keeps playing, so he and the others can try to reclaim what they lost. Hilda points out that Wood Man won fair and square, to which the sailor responds that if Wood Man leaves now, he will never play with them again. Wood Man, being his usual obnoxious self, remarks that the sailor is afraid of him after such a big loss. This angers the sailor even further, and he ends up throwing both Wood Man and Hilda into the trash outside.